Saturday, November 18, 2006

some more cool links

>> Swearing Sparklers <<
some sparklers and camera on a long exposure
http://johnyboy.googlepages.com/

>> Scare your Gran this Xmas <<
sick jokes to print out and put in crackers
http://www.robmanuel.com/category/sick-joke- book/

>> 248 ways to annoy people <<
http://www.dbooth.net/internerd/annoy.cfm

Costume dogs - your new favourite site.
http://www.costumedogs.com/tag/hat/

Carfeul, you never know when a homosexual is about
http://www.glumbert.com/media/fifties

Surprise big winners at the Latin Grammys were Calle 13. Probably the most sophisticated exponents of Reggaeton, this Puerto Rican duo splice political lyrics with hip-shaking melodies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLHuDDdo-90
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12_CZ7jP01Q

Amazon shipping - Delivery's only free at Amazon if you spend over £15, so it can sometimes be cheaper to buy something extra to avoid paying extra. This site is useful for finding cheap items to bump your order up to £15:
http://www.filleritem.com/uk.html

And finally
http://www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/RAPPPIST.JPG

Cats are sneaky
http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/cats/cats.htm

Michael Hughes buys kitschy souvenirs that depict tourist attractions; then he brings them to the attractions they depict and photographs them superimposed over the bit of the attraction they depict. It's hard to explain, but it is sheer photography comedy gold.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/michael_hughes/sets/346406/

Simpsons movie trailer
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thesimpsonsmovie/trailer/

Green Eggs & Ham - rock style


Fat Wonder-Woman, This is hilarious
http://fatwonderwoman.blogspot.com/

My best man, Sumit has just recently launched a myspace site with lots of his images on it. www.myspace.com/kriksix

Mentos + Coke = Fun
What happens when you add a packet of sweets to a popular soft drink? You get a 5m (16ft) high fizzy-drink fountain, of course.
http://www.eepybird.com/exp214.html

The real life inspiration for borat
http://www.istanbul.tc/mahir/mahir/

donald duck exposes christina - how odd
http://wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=1511&photo_key=1087

Tim Westwood soundboard - Now you can, essentially, recreate his entire show with this simple compilation of stock phrases and SFX.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/westwood/soundboard.shtml

>> X-rated Harry Potter <<
Enjoyable cut-up of Stephen Fry's Harry Potter audio books for pornographic
effect.
http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2006/10/harry-potter-and-underage-blow-job.html

Transformers Halloween costumes
Best ever! http://www.jesterpictures.com/transformers/halloween.html

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Metro letter

Today's Metro newspaper:

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Holy crap! Killer mice!

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Oh, they kill cancer. that's okay then.

But look, they printed my mail in response to the etiquette of accidentally offering your seat on the train to fat people, thinking they're actually pregnant.

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I'm practically a journalist now.