Like Tetris? Then you'll love Collapse. It is fabaroooniedabulous.

Easy now,
Mark

Make your own weird celebrity fan page with this tool http://www.glastonbridge.co.uk/ninja
you just change some bits & insert links to pictures n stuff

Here's some we made earlier:
http://www.glastonbridge.co.uk/ninja/Will%20Jelbert0/
http://www.glastonbridge.co.uk/ninja/melanie%20white4/
http://www.glastonbridge.co.uk/ninja/marmot1/

Cool stuff. Beat that fatboys!

Hello there.

I'm mark and I've been an alchoholic longer than Tom, and I'm better than he is at it... or something

Today I have mostly been listening to dictionaraoke : bored electronic voices over midi versions of old classics.

Old Tommy Cooper joke:
it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a
library and go 'Aaaaaaagghhhh!' and everyone just stares at
you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and
everyone joins in.

Hello there. My name is Tom and I have been an alcoholic for nine years.

Today, I will be regailing you with my friend Kinky Will's idea for a movie. It's good.

"I have come up with a concept for a film about a mass murderer called 'Severn' where the guy goes around killing people in the style of British rivers. So there's the Ouse where he hangs the guy on a spike and lets him bleed, the Lea where he kills the guy from Steps, the Trent where he releases terrible songs till everyone kills themselves, the Clyde where he kills an Orangutang, the...uh...Great Ouse where he hangs him on a really high spike and...er...so on and so forth."
© Kinky Will 2002

Marvellous.

Ashley Walters from So Solid Crew is to celebrate his 18-month stint in prison with a new single.
The title is "I Got 46,656,000 Seconds To Go". Maybe.

http://www.blogjam.com/asher_d/

Its National Marmot Day*!! To celebrate, here are 2 marmot links.
Anti Porno Page - the Marmot
Marmot bounching fun

Enjoy,
Mark

*made up.

Shakespearean insults. Brilliant!

http://www.insults.net/html/shakespeare/kinglear.html