Hello there.

I'm mark and I've been an alchoholic longer than Tom, and I'm better than he is at it... or something

Today I have mostly been listening to dictionaraoke : bored electronic voices over midi versions of old classics.

Old Tommy Cooper joke:
it's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a
library and go 'Aaaaaaagghhhh!' and everyone just stares at
you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and
everyone joins in.